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"i wore this to my last appointment. they finally listened."
BELLA+CANVAS
premium blank
DOUBLE-SIDED
front + back print
UNISEX FIT
S – 2XL
the joke is the apology you never got.
sharp, dry, accurate t-shirts for the late-diagnosed, medically gaslit, and chronically underestimated.
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new drops. restocks. the occasional unhinged field note.
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