the autistic tahiti naming guide.

people keep asking why the product lines are named after vacation destinations.

the answer is simple: chronic illness is a trip you didn't book, can't cancel, and definitely can't afford.

so we named them accordingly.

autistic tahiti. because autism isn't a disorder, it's a destination. you didn't choose to go there. you were born there. and the travel guides are all wrong.

lyme luxor. because lyme disease is an ancient mystery wrapped in a modern insurance denial. it's archaeological in scope and bureaucratic in damage.

histamine hawaii. because your immune system treats a strawberry like a home invasion.

tachycardia tulum. because your heart rate treats standing up like a crossfit class.

fatigue fiji. because you slept 12 hours and woke up owing energy.

bendy bali. because your joints have more range than your doctor's imagination.

gaslit gardens. because your symptoms were real and your doctors were not.

spike santorini. because the spike protein is the roommate that never left.

every destination is a diagnosis. every diagnosis is a receipt. every receipt deserves a shirt.

welcome to autistic tahiti. the weather is unpredictable and so are we.

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