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    front of black unisex t-shirt reading "i pooped a worm" from Pattern Recognized

    image is a digital mockup, not a photograph of the printed shirt.

    parasite panama.

    "i pooped a worm."

    $37

    front: "i pooped a worm." back: "nope. fermented cabbage." the panic. the flashlight. the google search at 3am. then the relief that your nervous system wasn't hosting a sublet after all. parasite panama. double-sided. bella+canvas 3001. unisex. 100% ring-spun cotton. wear the receipt.

    SIZE

    QTY

    1
    FIT & FABRIC+

    unisex relaxed fit. runs true to size.

    bella+canvas 3001. 100% ring-spun cotton. 5.3 oz midweight.

    tagless neck label. side-seamed for zero twist.

    pre-shrunk. machine wash cold, tumble dry low.

    do not iron the print.

    we removed the tag before you had to ask.

    SIZE CHART, GARMENT MEASURED FLAT

    sizechest width inlength inchest / length cm
    s182845.7 / 71.1
    m202950.8 / 73.7
    l223055.9 / 76.2
    xl243161.0 / 78.7
    2xl263266.0 / 81.3
    3xl283371.1 / 83.8
    SHIPPING+

    ships within 3–5 business days.

    free shipping on orders over $70.

    printed to order, then shipped. returns within 30 days, unworn. damaged or misprinted items replaced free, send a photo.

    we ship to wherever you're masking.

    THE GARMENT

    blank
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    style number
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    fabric
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    weight
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    neck label
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    side seams
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    fit
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    print method
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    print hand
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    CHEST WIDTH, FLAT

    S
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    M
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    L
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    XL
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    2XL
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    3XL
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    these numbers stay blank until samples are measured in hand. no supplier spec sheets, no guesses.

    THE RECEIPT

    PATTERN RECOGNIZED

    wear the receipt.

    parasite panama.

    i pooped a worm.

    front: i pooped a worm.

    back: nope. fermented cabbage.

    1 x shirt$37.00
    blankbella+canvas 3001
    neck tagremoved
    printfront and back
    subtotal$37.00
    to the fund$5.00

    $5 of every shirt funds development of the ark project.

    no refunds on pattern recognition.

    patternrecognized.com

    parasite panama.

    $37