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    front of black unisex t-shirt reading "i'm not rude. i'm accurate" from Pattern Recognized

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    autistic tahiti.

    "i'm not rude. i'm accurate."

    $37

    front: "i'm not rude. i'm accurate." back: "you asked. i answered. that's how questions work." for everyone who's been told they're "too blunt" when they were just being honest. this shirt celebrates precision over politeness and facts over feelings. autistic tahiti. double-sided. bella+canvas 3001. unisex. 100% ring-spun cotton. wear the receipt.

    SIZE

    COLOR

    QTY

    1
    FIT & FABRIC+

    unisex relaxed fit. runs true to size.

    bella+canvas 3001. 100% ring-spun cotton. 5.3 oz midweight.

    tagless neck label. side-seamed for zero twist.

    pre-shrunk. machine wash cold, tumble dry low.

    do not iron the print.

    we removed the tag before you had to ask.

    SIZE CHART, GARMENT MEASURED FLAT

    sizechest width inlength inchest / length cm
    s182845.7 / 71.1
    m202950.8 / 73.7
    l223055.9 / 76.2
    xl243161.0 / 78.7
    2xl263266.0 / 81.3
    3xl283371.1 / 83.8
    SHIPPING+

    ships within 3–5 business days.

    free shipping on orders over $70.

    printed to order, then shipped. returns within 30 days, unworn. damaged or misprinted items replaced free, send a photo.

    we ship to wherever you're masking.

    THE GARMENT

    blank
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    style number
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    fabric
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    weight
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    neck label
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    side seams
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    fit
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    print method
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    print hand
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    CHEST WIDTH, FLAT

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    M
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    L
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    XL
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    2XL
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    3XL
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    these numbers stay blank until samples are measured in hand. no supplier spec sheets, no guesses.

    THE RECEIPT

    PATTERN RECOGNIZED

    wear the receipt.

    autistic tahiti.

    i'm not rude. i'm accurate.

    front: i'm not rude. i'm accurate.

    back: you asked. i answered. that's how questions work.

    1 x shirt$37.00
    blankbella+canvas 3001
    neck tagremoved
    printfront and back
    subtotal$37.00
    to the fund$5.00

    $5 of every shirt funds development of the ark project.

    no refunds on pattern recognition.

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    autistic tahiti.

    $37