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lyme luxor.
"my doctor said it was anxiety. my western blot said hold my beer."
$37
front: "my doctor said it was anxiety. my western blot said hold my beer." back: "the tick didn't ask permission. the diagnosis shouldn't either." years of "it's stress." years of "have you tried yoga." then one lab result rewrote the whole narrative. this shirt is the apology your chart will never contain. lyme luxor. double-sided. bella+canvas 3001. unisex. 100% ring-spun cotton. wear the receipt.
COLOR
SIZE
QTY
FIT & FABRIC+
unisex relaxed fit. runs true to size.
bella+canvas 3001. 100% ring-spun cotton. 5.3 oz midweight.
tagless neck label. side-seamed for zero twist.
pre-shrunk. machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
do not iron the print.
we removed the tag before you had to ask.
SIZE CHART, GARMENT MEASURED FLAT
| size | chest width in | length in | chest / length cm |
|---|---|---|---|
| s | 18 | 28 | 45.7 / 71.1 |
| m | 20 | 29 | 50.8 / 73.7 |
| l | 22 | 30 | 55.9 / 76.2 |
| xl | 24 | 31 | 61.0 / 78.7 |
| 2xl | 26 | 32 | 66.0 / 81.3 |
| 3xl | 28 | 33 | 71.1 / 83.8 |
SHIPPING+
ships within 3–5 business days.
free shipping on orders over $70.
printed to order, then shipped. returns within 30 days, unworn. damaged or misprinted items replaced free, send a photo.
we ship to wherever you're masking.
THE GARMENT
- blank
- pending sample review
- style number
- pending sample review
- fabric
- pending sample review
- weight
- pending sample review
- neck label
- pending sample review
- side seams
- pending sample review
- fit
- pending sample review
- print method
- pending sample review
- print hand
- pending sample review
CHEST WIDTH, FLAT
- S
- pending sample review
- M
- pending sample review
- L
- pending sample review
- XL
- pending sample review
- 2XL
- pending sample review
- 3XL
- pending sample review
these numbers stay blank until samples are measured in hand. no supplier spec sheets, no guesses.
THE RECEIPT
PATTERN RECOGNIZED
wear the receipt.
lyme luxor.
my doctor said it was anxiety. my western blot said hold my beer.
front: my doctor said it was anxiety. my western blot said hold my beer.
back: the tick didn't ask permission. the diagnosis shouldn't either.
$5 of every shirt funds development of the ark project.
no refunds on pattern recognition.
patternrecognized.com
lyme luxor.
$37