
image is a digital mockup, not a photograph of the printed shirt.
autistic tahiti.
$37
front: "not every upgrade comes from the light." back: "if it needs your fear and your data, it isn't from me." 2 Corinthians 11:14. "satan himself masquerades as an angel of light." for the ones who test the source before installing. scripture-anchored. no apology. Yeshua Lineage. property of the most high. double-sided. bella+canvas 3001. unisex. 100% ring-spun cotton. wear the receipt.
SIZE
QTY
unisex relaxed fit. runs true to size.
bella+canvas 3001. 100% ring-spun cotton. 5.3 oz midweight.
tagless neck label. side-seamed for zero twist.
pre-shrunk. machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
do not iron the print.
we removed the tag before you had to ask.
SIZE CHART, GARMENT MEASURED FLAT
| size | chest width in | length in | chest / length cm |
|---|---|---|---|
| s | 18 | 28 | 45.7 / 71.1 |
| m | 20 | 29 | 50.8 / 73.7 |
| l | 22 | 30 | 55.9 / 76.2 |
| xl | 24 | 31 | 61.0 / 78.7 |
| 2xl | 26 | 32 | 66.0 / 81.3 |
| 3xl | 28 | 33 | 71.1 / 83.8 |
ships within 3–5 business days.
free shipping on orders over $70.
printed to order, then shipped. returns within 30 days, unworn. damaged or misprinted items replaced free, send a photo.
we ship to wherever you're masking.
THE GARMENT
CHEST WIDTH, FLAT
these numbers stay blank until samples are measured in hand. no supplier spec sheets, no guesses.
THE RECEIPT
PATTERN RECOGNIZED
wear the receipt.
autistic tahiti.
not every upgrade comes from the light.
front: not every upgrade comes from the light.
back: if it needs your fear and your data, it isn't from me.
$5 of every shirt funds development of the ark project.
no refunds on pattern recognition.
patternrecognized.com
autistic tahiti.
$37