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autistic tahiti.
"Not overreacting. Correctly reacting."
$37
front: "Not overreacting. Correctly reacting." back: "your normal is my sensory emergency." you're not dramatic. you're calibrated to a world that keeps lying about the volume. your reaction is proportional. their environment is the problem. autistic tahiti. double-sided. bella+canvas 3001. unisex. 100% ring-spun cotton. wear the receipt.
SIZE
COLOR
QTY
FIT & FABRIC+
unisex relaxed fit. runs true to size.
bella+canvas 3001. 100% ring-spun cotton. 5.3 oz midweight.
tagless neck label. side-seamed for zero twist.
pre-shrunk. machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
do not iron the print.
we removed the tag before you had to ask.
SIZE CHART, GARMENT MEASURED FLAT
| size | chest width in | length in | chest / length cm |
|---|---|---|---|
| s | 18 | 28 | 45.7 / 71.1 |
| m | 20 | 29 | 50.8 / 73.7 |
| l | 22 | 30 | 55.9 / 76.2 |
| xl | 24 | 31 | 61.0 / 78.7 |
| 2xl | 26 | 32 | 66.0 / 81.3 |
| 3xl | 28 | 33 | 71.1 / 83.8 |
SHIPPING+
ships within 3–5 business days.
free shipping on orders over $70.
printed to order, then shipped. returns within 30 days, unworn. damaged or misprinted items replaced free, send a photo.
we ship to wherever you're masking.
THE GARMENT
- blank
- pending sample review
- style number
- pending sample review
- fabric
- pending sample review
- weight
- pending sample review
- neck label
- pending sample review
- side seams
- pending sample review
- fit
- pending sample review
- print method
- pending sample review
- print hand
- pending sample review
CHEST WIDTH, FLAT
- S
- pending sample review
- M
- pending sample review
- L
- pending sample review
- XL
- pending sample review
- 2XL
- pending sample review
- 3XL
- pending sample review
these numbers stay blank until samples are measured in hand. no supplier spec sheets, no guesses.
THE RECEIPT
PATTERN RECOGNIZED
wear the receipt.
autistic tahiti.
not overreacting. correctly reacting.
front: Not overreacting. Correctly reacting.
back: your normal is my sensory emergency.
$5 of every shirt funds development of the ark project.
no refunds on pattern recognition.
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autistic tahiti.
$37