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autistic tahiti.
"Plot twist: it was autism the whole time."
$37
front: "Plot twist: it was autism the whole time." back: "not depression. not anxiety. not a phase." the plot twist nobody saw coming except you, 400 times, before anyone listened. every misdiagnosis was a chapter. this is the reveal. autistic tahiti. double-sided. bella+canvas 3001. unisex. 100% ring-spun cotton. wear the receipt.
SIZE
COLOR
QTY
FIT & FABRIC+
unisex relaxed fit. runs true to size.
bella+canvas 3001. 100% ring-spun cotton. 5.3 oz midweight.
tagless neck label. side-seamed for zero twist.
pre-shrunk. machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
do not iron the print.
we removed the tag before you had to ask.
SIZE CHART, GARMENT MEASURED FLAT
| size | chest width in | length in | chest / length cm |
|---|---|---|---|
| s | 18 | 28 | 45.7 / 71.1 |
| m | 20 | 29 | 50.8 / 73.7 |
| l | 22 | 30 | 55.9 / 76.2 |
| xl | 24 | 31 | 61.0 / 78.7 |
| 2xl | 26 | 32 | 66.0 / 81.3 |
| 3xl | 28 | 33 | 71.1 / 83.8 |
SHIPPING+
ships within 3–5 business days.
free shipping on orders over $70.
printed to order, then shipped. returns within 30 days, unworn. damaged or misprinted items replaced free, send a photo.
we ship to wherever you're masking.
THE GARMENT
- blank
- pending sample review
- style number
- pending sample review
- fabric
- pending sample review
- weight
- pending sample review
- neck label
- pending sample review
- side seams
- pending sample review
- fit
- pending sample review
- print method
- pending sample review
- print hand
- pending sample review
CHEST WIDTH, FLAT
- S
- pending sample review
- M
- pending sample review
- L
- pending sample review
- XL
- pending sample review
- 2XL
- pending sample review
- 3XL
- pending sample review
these numbers stay blank until samples are measured in hand. no supplier spec sheets, no guesses.
THE RECEIPT
PATTERN RECOGNIZED
wear the receipt.
autistic tahiti.
plot twist: it was autism the whole time.
front: Plot twist: it was autism the whole time.
back: not depression. not anxiety. not a phase.
$5 of every shirt funds development of the ark project.
no refunds on pattern recognition.
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autistic tahiti.
$37