IMAGE 1
front flat lay on black tee
render from /generate-mockups once print files are exported
IMAGE 2
back flat lay on black tee
render from /generate-mockups once print files are exported
IMAGE 3
front detail crop
crop of image 1
IMAGE 4
size chart
shared bella+canvas 3001 size chart
IMAGE ORDER IS FINAL. UPLOAD IN THE NUMBERED SEQUENCE ABOVE.
T-SHIRT
scripting, and the exact moment it fails.
FINAL PRICE. USD.
FRONT
"i rehearsed this conversation."
BACK
"you went off script."
SIZE
COLOR
black only this drop. one colorway keeps the print consistent.
LISTING SPEC COMPLETE
checkout for this listing opens with the store build. everything on this page, title, price, copy, variants and image order, is final and gets transferred as written.
ASSET NEEDEDcopy, price and page are final. print files and mockups still to be produced.
DESCRIPTION
you ran it in the shower. you ran it in the car. you had answers ready for four branches of the conversation and they picked a fifth one.
scripting is one of the most common and least discussed autistic strategies. it works right up until the other person improvises.
front is the preparation. back is the collapse. the joke is that you did everything right.
WHAT YOU GET
PRODUCTION AND SHIPPING
printed to order in the US. 2 to 5 business days to produce, then shipping. pick any 3 standard $37 shirts and the 3 for $90 discount applies automatically at checkout.
front is the hook, centered on the chest. back is the payoff, printed between the shoulder blades. you read the front, they read the back when you walk away.
bella+canvas 3001. 100% airlume combed ringspun cotton, retail fit, side-seamed, no scratchy center label.
true to size with a straight retail cut. size up one if you want it loose or you are sensory-avoidant about anything touching your arms.
direct to garment, printed and shipped from the US. it is soft on day one, no plastic panel across the chest.
printed to order in 2 to 5 business days, then standard US shipping on top.
RECOMMENDED PRODUCTS, IN THIS ORDER
PRODUCT TAGS, COPY AS WRITTEN
autism shirt, scripting, masking, late diagnosed autism
HANDLE: i-rehearsed-this-conversation